peter-capaldi-yo:

hpstuffs:

"A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie."

a whole lot more is lost if you cut a giant ass hole through it

officialboner:

you kids today with your iggy banks and azealia azalea 

magnacarterholygrail:

my personal style is called “i don’t have the money for my preferred aesthetic”

lazypacific:

i hate guys who judge breast-size. i mean, we can’t all be boobzilla.

bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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futurefantastic:

zacwells:

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

How long does your ideal hug last

38-45 minutes

that’s really impractical

u said ideal, not realistic

jerkidiot:

that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf

glamor-pants:

reminder that marius pontmercy owns and carries a bag with his own name emblazoned on it in large readable letters and then becomes confused when people address him by it in the street

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me